Sung to the Chelsea when they all go quiet. (Ed: Comes after Mourinho questioned the atmosphere at Stamford Bridge earlier in the 2014/15 season. Good one to set as your ringtone for any Chelsea fans when they call (do this from our free apps - Android and iOS))
Lyrics
Mourinho's right, Your fans are sh*te, Mourinho's right, Your fans are sh*te... (Repeated...)